How about no.


50 shades of pissed off

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remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..

me: gets in bed

me: how was earth created

me: who made microwaves

me: how does the internet even work

me: i'm hungry

me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago

me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks

me: too tired to sleep


there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

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it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u


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Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time

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why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

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i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

(Source: stability, via fake-mermaid)