How about no.

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via crystallized-teardrops)

keep-the-pieces said: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

delzdesigns:

A birth certificate is a baby receipt.

(via landserene)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via landserene)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

(Source: thesassycat, via guccier)

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via crystallized-teardrops)

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(Source: delvins, via fake-mermaid)

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

(Source: mcwrap, via crystallized-teardrops)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via baracknobama)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via breakingbag)